Random Ideas For A CD Release Show

Okay... I'm going to go full stream of consciousness here and write ANYTHING that comes into my mind about a CD release show for 'WHY BIRDS FLY'...

and go...

umbrellas in drinks, why do i keep thinking of a chinese restaurant? the sound would be terrible... but the drinks would be good. umbrella drinks! okay. enough with the chinese... hop scotch. what? butter scotch. stop it. maybe i should do this as a bullet point list. jesus... that sounded corporate. maybe not. i think a smaller place is better. i'd rather us all be jammed into a hot sweaty joint then try and do this thing grandiose style. anti-rock star should be the vibe, methinks. where? where? i wish i knew someone with a really cool/perfect warehouse space. wait, i bet i do. how about outdoors somewhere? hardware store? pajama party? what about a grocery store? produce section... definitely in the produce section. how about the parking lot of a kentucky fried chicken... or a bowling alley. or, we could actually play the show on a flat bed truck, like a parade... we could define the parade route and invite people to the WHY BIRDS FLY CD RELEASE PARADE? oh my god... i could get a marching band too... wait. that would probably be REALLY expensive. would the city let us do it? we wouldn't tell them. it would just sort of happen. hmmm... know any experienced "parade planners"?

help me.