How it all started.

How it all started.

It's about God and Devil. They used to be good friends man. But they fell in love with the same Girl. Some chick named World. And that's why They started hating each other. They were always fighting to get Her attention and get in Her pants. Just stupid kids. But then God knocked up World. At least, that’s what everyone thought. And World decided to keep It, ‘cause She was tired of guys and their games. I think She was lonely or something. So She had this really cute bastard baby, Jesus. This really pissed Devil off... He pulled God into court, saying the kid was His. Because, you know, He'd been screwing around with World too. And besides, it killed Him to see God and World as some happy little family. So Devil and God had a custody battle over Jesus... and World just sat there and let them fight it out, ‘cause she was torn too. Jesus did sorta look like Devil… around the eyes. It dragged on and on… It just got stupid. Finally, World just went to live with her mom in another town. Last I heard, God and Devil both ended up in prison. Jesus is gone too. He got in a car wreck one night and didn’t make it.