E"john common is no longer idle" is what it says right now.
i'm eating a pb&j for bfast, making coffee and watching it's always sunny in philadelphia.
life is good, E.
i thought i had it easy by sleeping in until 7
i went to Jenny Morgan's art opening last night at plus gallery. fucking amazing.
you gotta go see it.
i wanna see it.
you know her?
i think she gave me a kidney once?
no, i don't.
check 'em out
you can click on the thumbnails
you'll see familiar faces
and unfamiliar breasts
you're one of my cultural ambassadors, E.
i rely on thee.
it's a service you provide.
i'm not even kidding.
i only hope i deliver some amount of utility in your direction.
you deliver utilities?! that's awesome!
i am software.
sometimes, i am hardware
the revision is better
i think we are of great service to each other
wow. that really did sound gay.
i was on stage last night, i lifted my cap, jauntily, i might add.
and said into mic:
"i shaved my head... doooo you like?"
of course, i got the perfunctory applause and woo's.
because people are basically kind, E.
but then i said,
"really? i think i look a little like yul brenner"
and then i delivered the only yul line that i know:
"WHO IS THIS MOSES WITH HIS ONE GOD???!!"
i mean, some did.
but it was an E. moment.
that's beautiful. truly. and gay. and how is that an E. moment?
oh you know...
any time i make an obscure reference in some lame attempt at humor that nobody really gets, i think "E. would laugh at this"
that's truly flattering
you know what the first yul brynner line was that i thought of?
"I'm Yul Brynner, and I'm dead now."
What movie was that from?
from the anti-smoking commercial that came out right after he died
he filmed it before his death, with the express purpose of having the ad run after he died
wow. way to bring the IM party down, E.
one of the services i provide