Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Me on a cleanse/fast: Day 0... Post Script

I'm already going to shaman land... I think it's a pre-cleanse high.

I'm ready to see Jesus eating a pork sandwich with Yul Brynner in the parking lot behind The Ten Commandments Hollywood set. Jesus turns to Charlton Heston and says, "They're gonna remember you for being an NRA nut. Mark my words, Charlie."

My brain is ready for a full blown Cecil B. DeMille-meets-William S. Burroughs production. I hope the lemon juju delivers. Bring on the tremors, bitch. Wait. That wasn't very "open hearted".

See? I'm already getting agro.

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